Hey Y'all. Welcome to the new updated page. Now that everyone has had a look at the old stuff, here's some new stuff to come along and displace it. From what I can tell everyone liked the last lot, so more of the same, I guess. I've racked my brain trying to come up with something funny, and, in lieu of that, I'll just have to resort to stupidity. Now everyone's come back from that nice relaxing half term, I know loads of you, indeed myself included, have got exams of various kinds, and my only advice would be to do your best and don't let them grind you down. But put those nasty exams out of your mind, think about a happy place, and read on, because I'll not let the dark shadow of examinations cross my cyber-door step any more. On a lighter note perhaps, thanks alot to everyone who e-mailed me. Eight e-mails, that's a good lot. If you are reading this now, click <here> and send me an e-mail explaining why you haven't sent me anything yet. Also I'm thinking of running some kind of competition via e-mail, and any suggestions for that will be hungrily accepted. In fact, the best suggestion for a competition will win some kind of quality prize. Suggestions for what that prize is will probably end up being the next competition, unless someone comes up with some kind of top class idea for the first competition competition. Anyway, here's this week's greasy menu. 1. Concerning developments on the yearbook front. Strange facts I have discovered that seem to suggest that everyone's favourite harebrained scheme might be something a little more sinister. 2. Curious facts discovered in an unusual way. Strange facts I have discovered that, although not directly connected to school life, may still have implications for national security. Anyway, everyone hates the teletubbies. 3. Information on Computer Twats. Everyone will be affected if morons keep screwing with the school computers. Here's some ideas. (Warning: this article isn't really that funny.) 4. This edition's featured staff member. Hoorah, its that crazy Welsh dude, Dr. Lockyer. Maths teacher, cult figure, beardy Welshman, Paul Robeson follower. Its all here. 5. The curious Corel Draw mystery. Like some kind of enigmatic electronic bigfoot, this program has been my adversary for too long. I know it is out there, but where? 6. Sammy the Generic Cartoon Sixth Form Cat. Just an idea that's been sitting around for a while. Warning: this file is about 100k big, and may slow down your surf board. 7. Hey you! Slack folk! Join in, and contribute! How to contribute your own ideas and suggestions to Henry's Web, and believe me, you'd better start contributing, or things are gonna get nasty.